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You can’t have everything.

Where would you put it? . . . . (Much funnier when Steven Wright delivered this line in his standup routine many years ago.)

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1. Why did the robber get caught at bank counter while counting the huge pile of currency looted ?

Because the sign board said "count the cash before you leave the counter "

2. Yo mama so fat...

She can fit 2 football fields inside her asshole

3. Yo Mama so Glass

When I beat her with a hammer 47 times, she shattered!!!😂😂😂

4. Yo mama’s so fat…

That instead of ordering a steak rare, medium or well-done, she says, “Knock the horns off the bull, and bring it to me on a leash.”

5. what happens when you throw a stick of butter out of the window

you see butterfly

6. Why doesn't the soccer player use social media?

He hates to hit "post"

7. You know, Santa Clause actually has a dirty mind

Because he laughs "HOE HOE HOE"

8. I am not a human being but I wear a jacket. Who am I ?

A BOOK

9. Yo momma is such a hoe

When she found out Santa's coming to town, she shaved her coochie just in case.

10. I think it's time we ban your momma jokes.

They are old, tired, worn-out, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your momma...

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